Funny Short Jokes Collection

# What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
(Jon)

# What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)

# Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)

# What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
(Azbar Kahleed)

# She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY." (M.P. Monaghan)


# I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat peple.


# Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.